God of Gravity

Top 5 Ways to Look Like a Hacker

"Oh no, not this again!" You say to yourself. You hear about these "people" everywhere, from the news to the net to that one kid crying over a "hacked" Maplestory charatcer. Yet in the back of your mind, you wonder: "What would it be like if I had such power?" Well, the old saying "Fake it until you make it." Is still holding strong after I looked out into the American populace, and I may have what you might need... More after the jump!

If You Want to: Use Magneto's USB...

Afraid of damaging your USB drive when trying to remove it? The Jab Nab, coming from Germany, is one of the most "why didn't I think of that?" devices I have seen this year.

If You Want to: Pull a Bad Joke...

You don't know how much I wish I had one of these when I was a kid! Even though at first glance it may seem useless, imagine the faces on so many poor bastards the next time you walk into a library, open your laptop, hit the switch and run!