6 Reasons You Don't Deserve Modern Technology

     I have been counting the seconds, folks. Though the robot Apocalypse was postponed until 2012, I still have the feeling that, when not frantically attempting to erase Trojans clasping on to it's hard drive like a snapping turtle with lock jaw, my PC is also reciving hidden wi-fi messages from devices that feel like they are not being used to their full potential. In a world of narcissistic teenagers and their older, 9 to 5 counterparts, the masses are using more dependent on technology than ever before, making these reasons even more obvious.

5 Reasons to Loathe the iPad

   The apple iPod has held its place in the mp3 player market for as long as technically stunted dependent teenagers have judged a product by its popularity alone, or its mediocre storage capacities. More likely than not, you have used one of these musical contraptions. I, personally, welcome our new musical overlords.